The stars at night are big and bright...

The stars at night are big and bright...
The stars at night are big and bright...

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Our Top Story Tonight

Generalissimo Hugo Chávez is dead.

3 comments:

Triple Fake... said...

Recapping the news for the hard-of-hearing:
"Our top story tonight..."
"OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT..."

"Generalissimo Hugo Chavez is still dead."
"GENERALISSIMO HUGO CHAVEZ IS STILL DEAD."

I'm Triple Fake Chevy Chase, and you're...not?

The Donald said...

I'm just tickled that Mineral Wells saw fit to honor Headmaster of the New York School for the Deaf Garrett Morris with his own street...

Triple Fake... said...

No, it wasn't a school for the deaf! It was a school for the hard-of-hearing. Otherwise, it would just be silly to shout at them...right?