Tuesday, October 21, 2014

So. Much. Win.



Adult Swim scores again with their newest series Mike Tyson Mysteries. Instant cult classic.



Gold, Jerry. GOLD!

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Remember, There's absolutely nothing to fear from Fukushima


Meanwhile, Dan Halen Industries has announced the grand opening of Squidbillies, a new chain of calamari fast food joints across Southern Georgia.

The Big Lebowski in 134* seconds


*Fucking

Nick Rose: International Man of Mystery

Besides the game winner, Nick nailed a 45yarder in the 3rd to break the tie 
and get a rather large monkey off his back.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

SEC Movie of The Week: Swagcopter Down

The SEC Movie of The Week is brought to you by Burleson's pure wholesome Aggy Tears. 
"Those tender drips are sweeter than honey!"

Now our Feature Presentation



Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Trevone Unchained

 Previously, on Saturday afternoon...
Trevone!

h/t:OU Sucks @ Shaggybevo

Friday, October 3, 2014

From the Absolutely 100% Can't Make This Stuff Up True Dept


Shocked medical staff in a clinic in the central Colombian town of Honda have discovered a potato growing inside a patient’s vagina, local media reported on Wednesday.

The bizarre phenomenon was discovered when doctors attended a 22-year-old woman complaining of abdominal pains this week.

The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the unnamed patient was quoted as saying by local news website HSB Noticias.

After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts.

When the nurse went to examine the patient, she originally thought she had been the target of a practical joke, as she found roots emerging from the young woman´s vagina.

The offending root vegetable was removed without need for surgery, and there should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.

Carolina Rojas, the attending nurse, pointed the finger of blame at the woman´s mother for giving her daughter such bad advice in terms of contraception methods available.

Link

I can't make that stuff up. However I can make this stuff up. Alternate titles that were not used and are totally non judgemental or offensive:

Birth Control by Whore-Ida.

Fertile Myrtle

The Dictater

If it fails do we get tater tots?

One potato, two potato, three potato, whore...

Mr Potato Head's Great Adventure

Scattered, Smothered and Covered

and finally... You want fries with that?

Friday, September 26, 2014

Chicago Fire

Apparently some nut job contract employee (A) attempted to commit suicide and, in the process, (B) tried to burn down the Chicago FAA control center. Failed on A, success on B. You see the results above.

Appropriate images that I decided not to use:
This one is actually my favorite but I figured it was too obscure even for the finely honed mind of you, the faithful South 40 reader. It's the original logo for the (wait for it) Chicago Fire football team of the World Football League. It's my favorite because it incorporates the Dickerrod in the design.

 Dickerrod? I don't even know her!

It was so bad (picture of a helmet on a helmet) the team abandoned the logo and just went with the flames.



Funnies from Tech v OSU


Tech's horribad special uni's for the game:
And Coach Bro's reaction to them