Blatantly stolen from the King of MS Paint.
the end— Chuck F'n Strong (@ChuckFnStrong) November 26, 2016
We have two apartments below the house. On one side we have had flooding because the leaves and stuff block a drain and it causes the flooding problem. I went out in that thing 3 times to unblock that drain...we have guests arriving in a couple of days and could not have it flood out.He also sent me a link to this video from Team Oracle.
I got fed up with changing out of wet clothes so on the last time I just stripped down, through on a rain jacket and went. My wife was watching from a window in the living room. Three times I heard the roar of an oncoming gust and jumped up and ducked into the entranceway of the apartment, shoving myself as far into the corner and I could and bracing myself so I didn't get pushed over by the wind. My wife said that the gusts totally whited out her view and when it cleared I was not there and she freaked out, thinking I had been blown away.
It would have been difficult for her to explain why I was naked and just had a raincoat on if it had been the case....lol
I didn't go out again after that, it was just too bad and I was worried trees were going to start flying around. I am actually amazed so many didn't.