The stars at night are big and bright...

The stars at night are big and bright...
The stars at night are big and bright...

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Sorry, Charlie

Blatantly stolen from the King of MS Paint.

Friday, November 18, 2016

They're baaaaaack!

And they're better than they ever were! Rejoice Top Gear fans. The Grand Tour is Clarkson, Hammond and May unbridled.



There's a new set, a new driver "The American" and a new track with an unexploded WWII bomb underneath. But it's still "The Lads". If you liked TG you're gonna love GT. See what they did there?



If you have an Amazon Prime account you can watch The Grand Tour. Episodes release every Friday. I like that. Otherwise I would binge the whole thing in a day then have the sads until next year.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

The day has come


Lord help us all. Whoever wins, we lose.

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Meet OTTO


But can it get from Atlanta to Texarkana and back in 28 hours?

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Tip Top Mechanical Tip #2

If your car has a sunroof, make sure said sunroof is closed when there are thunderstorms in the forecast. Some dumbass who shall remain nameless left their's open in the rear vent position at work last night.

Now who would be stupid enough to do that?

Oh, Donald...


Tuesday, October 18, 2016

What a Jerk!



This guy needs an attitude adjustment. He almost hits not one but two Northwest ISD buses on 114.

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Rock You Like a Hurricane

I have an online friend that lives in Bermuda. Here's what he had to say about Nichole.

We have two apartments below the house.  On one side we have had flooding because the leaves and stuff block a drain and it causes the flooding problem.  I went out in that thing 3 times to unblock that drain...we have guests arriving in a couple of days and could not have it flood out.
I got fed up with changing out of wet clothes so on the last time I just stripped down, through on a rain jacket and went.  My wife was watching from a window in the living room.  Three times I heard the roar of an oncoming gust and jumped up and ducked into the entranceway of the apartment, shoving myself as far into the corner and I could and bracing myself so I didn't get pushed over by the wind.  My wife said that the gusts totally whited out her view and when it cleared I was not there and she freaked out, thinking I had been blown away.
It would have been difficult for her to explain why I was naked and just had a raincoat on if it had been the case....lol
I didn't go out again after that, it was just too bad and I was worried trees were going to start flying around.  I am actually amazed so many didn't.
He also sent me a link to this video from Team Oracle.