Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

Ran across this on a Ford truck forum I've become well acquainted with recently. If nothing else, it proves Ford Guys have a sense of humor.


If you choose a parking spot based on tow truck access...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you can identify 7 different fluids under your truck, by taste...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you've got so many gauges in your cab that it looks like a 747 cockpit...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you've got a diesel tech on speed dial...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you got in a fight with your best friend over whether to lift a cab, or not...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you tell all your friends to buy a V-10...you just might own a 6 liter.

If Ford holds the second mortgage on your home...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you have wet dreams that Ford bought out Cummins...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you are afraid your Brother In-Law will see you drive into the Ford service lane...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you tell everyone you meet how great your Torqshift is...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you carry an emergency poster that reads "please bring coolant"...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you have every tool Snap-On makes, in your truck box...you just might own a 6 liter.

If your baby boy's first words were, "head gasket"...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you are a member of more than 2 truck forums and pay to be there, you might own a 6 liter.

If you got your truck in a poker game, and you lost...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you are sitting here reading this and your wife walks in and makes fun of you because she knows what it all means, you just might own a 6.0 liter.