The stars at night are big and bright...

The stars at night are big and bright...
The stars at night are big and bright...

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Meet My Next Exwife!


I ran across this video and immediately started booking the honeymoon.What a wholesome, sweet, innocent little neck popper. I'm a neck crack addict myself and just know we have tons in common. I've got a feeling we could make a beautiful percussion section together.

Then I find out she's got dozens of videos on the web cracking various joints:


Sorry, but the wedding is off. I'm starting to get just a little creeped out. Now all I can think of is Peggy Hill and her underground foot fetish videos from Transnational Amusements.



No comments: