Sponsored by Acme, Inc.
Actually here's you chance to get in on the ground floor of something with the potential to go bigtime. If you have some mad web skillz maybe you can get the gig as webmaster for Troy Hartman.. This guy is the next Evel Knievel/Acme Crash Test Dummy with almost a half million YouTube hits that admits his website sucks and is begging for help.
Don't say ol' Uncle Mike never did anything for ya.