PMS, Has her
L'Oréal, copies her skin tones
Clive Christian Perfume. Is based entirely on the smell of her farts
Blind lesbians fall in lust with her without her ever saying a word
The mere sound of her voice is known to permanently cure impotence. In 80 year old men
She is continuously losing her virginity, just so others can find it.
She's won culinary awards for her preparation of Ramon noodles
She is. The most interesting woman in the world
"I dont drink often. But when I do its a lot of Zinfandel from a box"