The stars at night are big and bright...

The stars at night are big and bright...
The stars at night are big and bright...

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

I Have a Special Purpose!



While Golden Globe nominee Zooey Deschanel's career has hit a high note, her personal life is a bit more bittersweet.

 The New Girl actress, 31, filed for divorce on Dec. 27 from Death Cab for Cutie front man Ben Gibbard, 35, according to court documents.

 The papers list their date of separation as Oct. 31 – Halloween – and cite irreconcilable differences.

I would like to officially announce my campaign to win the heart of Ms Deschannel. Unfortunately, my chances are slimmer than Rick Perry winning the GOP nomination.

1 comment:

el chupacabra said...

May the best man win.