I was living in a Black Hole, or lagoon as the case may be. Now Centel has sold to Sprint who sold to Embarq who begat CenturyLink that merged with Qwest.
I don't care who's running the show, I'm finally getting broadband. My order is booked and the router is on the way via UPS.
This time next week I'll be YouTubeing and Facebooking (not to mention online gaming) my ass off!