Why is it the crazy ones are always attracted to me? Yeah, I don't have a girlfriend. That does not mean I'm gay or don't like women. What it means is I've been thru 3 divorces and I'm not putting the sum of my estate at risk on a hormone whim.
I'm still looking for the "Kick Me" sign somebody taped on my back.
Just think... If I had a cute little racegirl to spend some time with...
I'm just sayin'.