Dear Taxpayer

According to the IRS, I'm entitled to an economic stimulus payment. It's been a long time since I got money back from the IRS. I'm nearly giddy.

What shall I do with this windfall? New plasma TV? New gaming computer? Maybe down payment on a new fuel efficient car?

Hell, no.

I'm sticking it in my savings account (maybe a CD) and try to make a few sheckles on it before I hand it back next April. Momma did'nt raise no fool.