Nothing quite like spending a Saturday night watching small town rodeo. My niece was competing in Jr. Barrel Racing in the Forestburg Riding Club Rodeo, so you know I'm going to be there. She came in 4th. Not too shabby in my book. Her time was .4 seconds faster than than her last race. Keep that up and she'll have a buckle collection before long.
It was actually an impressive turn out. First time in my life I've ever witnessed a traffic jam in Forestburg!
Clown: Hey, you got any nekkid pictures of your Wife?
Announcer: NO! I don't have pictures of my wife naked!!
Clown: Ya wanna buy some?