Little Miss Spring Ho

From The Killeen Daily Hearld:

LAMPASAS – True to its Las Vegas-inspired theme, "Lampasas, the Fabulous Spring Ho," kicked off the glitz and glamour of the Miss Spring Ho beauty pageant on Monday.

The winner of the Miss Spring Ho title represents Lampasas at all festival events as well as out-of-town parades. This year's Miss Spring Ho is Kristin Asaff, a 17-year-old senior at Lampasas High School.

"Being Miss Spring Ho is a chance for me to give back to the community that's given so much to me and being a face for something that's so big..." Jeyde said.

In the Little Miss Spring Ho competition, 28 girls ages 5 and 6 flounced and swished as they competed for the coveted crown.

"That's a pretty dress," the master of ceremonies told contestant Caitlin Watson, 5. "Where'd you get that dress?"

"On the Internet," Caitlin promptly responded.



I can't make this stuff up.