It's The World's Gone Crazy Cotillion

Wow, what a crazy night in the WC. Lifestar is called out to a major accident north of Chico right by my place. OnStar calls in a 2 car major accident near Cottondale, but rescuers were unable to locate any signs of one. Boonesville VFD responds to a structure fire and winds up in a tussle with the homeowner and has to call for assitance from the Sheriff's Office.

All this in the span of an hour! Aye carumba!