Sheriff Takes 2 1/2 Hour Lunch, Leaves 8 Weapons Unsecured

What could possibly go wrong?

On a relative scale which if these is worse?

A. He had a 2 hour 25 minute lunch
B. He had at least 8 weapons in his car including a sub-machine gun
C. Of the 8 weapons in his car 4 were personal and were redundant
D. His vehicle had no alarm
E. He apparently left weapons in plain sight
F. He ate at Saltgrass