It's The World's Gone Crazy Cotillion

After the mass shooting in San Bernadino I saw this posted on a message board as warning signs of a terror attack:

Farooq Syed recently began growing out his beard.

His wife was the other shooter.

They dropped off their 6 month old child at granny's house before the shooting.

They wore body armor and carried cameras.

Then I did a quick search of Texas Open Carry which will be law in less than 30 days. This should make everything clear as mud now:

Thank goodness we thought this through before making it law of the land.