The stars at night are big and bright...

The stars at night are big and bright...
The stars at night are big and bright...

Sunday, May 10, 2015

What the #*@% happened to Texas?

Jade Helm: The Insanity that Ate Texas

Ran across this today and I had to repost. This guy gets it.

Of course "this guy" is retired US Navy Chief Warrant Officer and freelance writer Jim Wright. His bio says he lives in Alaska where he watches American politics in a perpetual state of amused disgust. He's been called the Tool of Satan, but he prefers to think of himself as the Devil's Designated Driver.

I like the cut of his jib. His take on the whole Jade Helm tin foil fiasco is dead on the money.

Let me be blunt, or blunter than I’ve already been: anybody, anybody, who believes President Obama is about to send the United Nations to invade Texas, declare martial law, and herd Texans into FEMA Death Camps Of Death cleverly hidden in a secret network of continent spanning tunnels linking Wal-Marts across the nation, anybody who believes this ridiculous howling bullshit in any way whatsoever should be darted with powerful tranquilizers, netted from black helicopters, pumped full of happy juice before they start eating their own feces, and installed in a dark padded cell where the most dangerous thing they encounter each day is a small plastic cup of institutional butterscotch pudding pushed through a small opening in the bottom of the door with a stick.
Read his entire no punches pulled post over at Stonekettle Station. We need more Jim Wrights in this world.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

My husband and I have been fans (and Facebook friends) of Jim Wright for years. I've known I liked you for a long while, RPM, and this only confirms it. And right now, during this period of great rain, don't drown, turn around!

Anonymous said...

Return to your cartoon shows, RPM, and let the adults handle this one.

RPM said...

If you think the army is invading Texas, you're batshit crazy. Have some pudding and think about it.

Anonymous said...

Awesome come on those blue helms will be everywhere lol. I just strapped on my foil helmet!!! By the way it's good to see you still rolling along RPM. This is RED25 LeAnn and Peppers friend.

RPM said...

Hey Red, Good to hearing from ya!