The stars at night are big and bright...

The stars at night are big and bright...
The stars at night are big and bright...

Thursday, January 29, 2015

My Name is NOT Earl

I had to run to Cabela's the other day to pick up some ammo I ordered and stopped at Kroger's on North Tarrant Parkway to grab a couple things for supper. After I pulled into a parking spot I saw a sign that said 'Wounded Warrior Parking', but it wasn't very clear if it was for 1 or 2 spaces. Better safe than sorry, I backed out and moved to a different space farther away and with nobody parked beside me. My fat ass needs the extra steps anyway.

While walking in, I watched a young girl driving a Camaro with no handicap stickers at all whip into the space I just vacated, bail out and jog inside the store. She was obviously in a hurry and needed the convenient parking more than a Wounded Warrior. Legally they can't enforce that parking restriction, but it's a dick move to take it. I thought to myself, karma will take care of her, I did the right thing.

When I got back to my car a couple minutes later I immediately noticed somebody keyed the dogsnot out of my hood that I just had repainted. They keyed it so freaking hard it dented the hood! You can see the dent in the pic below. Notice how the middle line bends across the scratch. That line is the reflection of my garage rafter.

I mean seriously, what. the. hell?!?!?!?


Let me guess, the girl bought the winning Powerball ticket?

2 comments:

The Donald said...

I have never understood what people believe they are gaining by vandalizing others' cars.

el chupacabra said...

The sick puke actually probably surmised the paint was fresh. Should have gotten the security video- you know it exists.

Yes she won the lottery and then on the way home Sam Walton's daughter wrecked Camaro girls car out. She wasn't hurt but got a gazillion dollars hush money.

She was diagnosed with a brain tumor- it wasn't cancer but it gave her superpowers of seeing into the future and making her farts smell like hickory smoked bacon.

She met Bill Cosby. As he was bringing her a drink he tripped and spilled it. Luckily for her he was all out of mixers...

Life ain't fair. If it were I would have been born rich AND good looking.

Lulz

Really though- the key thing is sucky and disappointing. Hate it for you.