No means NO!

After former Longhorns QB Colt McCoy's big victory over Dallas everybody wanted an interview. Apparently ESPN Desportes, who exclusively broadcast the game in Spanish, don't get one.

Actually, it turns out no means 30 minutes later.

Aggy gonna aggy

I know Aggy are Godless heathens. But stop texting and put your freaking phone away during the National Anthem!

So. Much. Win.

Adult Swim scores again with their newest series Mike Tyson Mysteries. Instant cult classic.



Gold, Jerry. GOLD!

Remember, There's absolutely nothing to fear from Fukushima

Meanwhile, Dan Halen Industries has announced the grand opening of Squidbillies, a new chain of calamari fast food joints across Southern Georgia.

The Big Lebowski in 134* seconds

*Fucking

Nick Rose: International Man of Mystery

Besides the game winner, Nick nailed a 45yarder in the 3rd to break the tie 

and get a rather large monkey off his back.

SEC Movie of The Week: Swagcopter Down

The SEC Movie of The Week is brought to you by Burleson's pure wholesome Aggy Tears. 

"Those tender drips are sweeter than honey!"

Now our Feature Presentation

After watching Texas/OU and TCU/Baylor

Trevone Unchained

 Previously, on Saturday afternoon...

Trevone!

h/t:OU Sucks @ Shaggybevo

From the Absolutely 100% Can't Make This Stuff Up True Dept

Shocked medical staff in a clinic in the central Colombian town of Honda have discovered a potato growing inside a patient’s vagina, local media reported on Wednesday.

The bizarre phenomenon was discovered when doctors attended a 22-year-old woman complaining of abdominal pains this week.

The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy.

“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the unnamed patient was quoted as saying by local news website HSB Noticias.

After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts.

When the nurse went to examine the patient, she originally thought she had been the target of a practical joke, as she found roots emerging from the young woman´s vagina.

The offending root vegetable was removed without need for surgery, and there should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.

Carolina Rojas, the attending nurse, pointed the finger of blame at the woman´s mother for giving her daughter such bad advice in terms of contraception methods available.

Link

I can't make that stuff up. However I can make this stuff up. Alternate titles that were not used and are totally non judgemental or offensive:

Birth Control by Whore-Ida.

Fertile Myrtle

The Dictater

If it fails do we get tater tots?

One potato, two potato, three potato, whore...

Mr Potato Head's Great Adventure

Scattered, Smothered and Covered

and finally... You want fries with that?