The stars at night are big and bright...

The stars at night are big and bright...
The stars at night are big and bright...

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Monkey Wards Was Never Like This


Been looking for the ultimate Swiss Army knife, a flying radio controlled shark or lawn gnomes with M-16's? Maybe you need an AK-47 with attached chain saw for that impending zombie apocalypse. 

Then ThisIsWhyImBroke.com is for you. It's a little bit of Spencer's Gifts, The Sharper Image, Neiman-Marcus and Google all rolled into one.

Personally, I'm saving up for my own Barbecue boat.

2 comments:

an Donalbane said...

Wonder if they have gnomes with Citoris (or 870s) to keep the pink flamingoes away...?

Or maybe some with Model 94's to ward off the plywood fat gals picking weeds?

BBQ Boat - For $50K, not so good on the cost/benefit analysis - I'll take a 24' Sun Tracker Party Barge with a Big Green Egg lashed to the forward deck.

RPM said...

I would have picked the Dolphin Boat, but I'm afraid I'd spill my beer.