Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Why I'm Single

Text: I Heard what you said. Don't understand. Guess I should have expected it, but didn't.

Me: What the **** are you talking about?

Text: [No reply for the last 2 days.]

Ya know, you'd think I would have a clue as to how the fairer sex operates after all this time. But, I don't.

I need some clues like what did I say? Who did I say it to? What was the context? Who told you what?

I got out of High School over 29 years ago. You'd think this kinda stuff would have stopped by now.

3 comments:

  1. The married life is good but I won't say better, that's a limb I wont climb. But after 20 yrs., we've learned to ignore the little petty crap like that. And that is the only advice I can give. When all is said and the day is done, you will at least be happy. Good Luck with it -- really Good Luck.

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  2. Well, if you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you!
    :)

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  3. Actual texts on my phone now:

    Her- I'm sorry I upset you. I just get wrapped up in this and and a little crazy sometimes. I really care and don't mean to upset you.

    Me- This is kevins phone- wrong number??

    This morning after I got off work we texted for a minute while she was at her office. We did fine. I was exhausted and she KNEW I had literally turned in 100s of hours worth of invoices over the past 30 days. I passed smooth out at some point. I awoke this afternoon to find these gems:

    Her: Hello, are you there?

    Her: Did I say something to hurt you or make you mad?

    Her: : (

    Her: You are making me crazy!

    Her: I hope you are just sleeping. Rest well my love.

    I would stack this woman up against any in any category but, good grief, high school was a long, long time ago...

    So yeah, I feel your pain.

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