Sunday, October 26, 2008

Threat Alert!

Full power to shields!

Why is it the crazy ones are always attracted to me? Yeah, I don't have a girlfriend. That does not mean I'm gay or don't like women. What it means is I've been thru 3 divorces and I'm not putting the sum of my estate at risk on a hormone whim.

I'm still looking for the "Kick Me" sign somebody taped on my back.

Just think... If I had a cute little racegirl to spend some time with...

I'm just sayin'.


4 comments:

  1. I wish that I could say I was. I was up most of last night with a 100+ degree fever then chills.

    Nyquil has been my close companion.

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  2. i think the problem is the cute racegirls arent cute. we are going to have to move you up to the beer girls.

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