All Together Now

Good Lord. If you thought last week was slow, this week is slower. I mean this week is slooooow.

This week is sooo slow...

How slow is it?

(I thought you'd never ask!)

It's so slow that:

• A traffic jam on a county road in Alvord almost made the blog.
• I experimented making the new James Bond martini but didn't have the proper ingredients so I made dirty martinis instead.
• Work seems interesting now.
• Someone set fire to a watermelon bin at work.
• I made more dirty martinis and blogged about it.
• I saw a snail drag racing a turtle.
• My DVR asked me "Why bother?"
• I got excited when All Around Wise showed up in my mailbox.