Saturday, August 2, 2008

Coke Zero


Tastes 0% like CocaCola Classic.
I've never liked diet drinks. They always had a "whang" taste to me. I kept hearing how great Coke Zero was, so I thought I'd give it a shot.
It was a failed bit.
Zero calories, same nasty whang.
Even giving it a generous shot of bourbon only resulted in the waste of some fine Maker's Mark. I'll have to remedy this by buying some pure cane sugar Mexican CocaCola at IGA. It's in bottles on the Mexican Food isle.

4 comments:

  1. LOL. What the f is whang?
    TxMom

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  2. Nvm. Don't answer. Next time I'll look it up instead of asking.

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  3. It's just a phrase I've always used/heard to describe a nasty taste. A taste so bad your mind recoils in horror.

    Just for kicks I looked up what Webster's has for whang...

    Main Entry: whang

    Pronunciation: \'hwaŋ, 'waŋ\
    Function: noun
    Etymology: alteration of Middle English thong, thwang
    Date: 1536
    1dialect a: thong b: rawhide
    2British : a large piece : chunk
    3often vulgar : penis

    Holy crap! I did not use it in THAT way!

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  4. Oh, I guess I hosed it up on my last attempted post.

    Yeah, I saw that definition... and thought: holy crap!

    I guess I could have put 2 & 2 together from 'whangers...' but I didn't.

    LOL ~ and just think, rpm, you've been saying that all along... hope not too many others know the proper definition! *wink*

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