Reports are Mays was not wearing his seatbelt.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
BREAKING NEWS: "Infomercial King" Billy Mays Found Dead
Reports are Mays was not wearing his seatbelt.
Friday, June 26, 2009
My New Favorite Ripoff Of Mythbusters
Man vs Cartoon
This show has greatness written all over it. I really like the fact it's based out of New Mexico Tech. And honestly, who hasn't wanted to be Wyle E Coyote just for kicks? Beep, beep my ass!
You'll find Man vs Cartoon hidden away on truTV.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Another Sleepless Night: Or How I Learned To Quit Worrying And Love The Pumpjack
I tried to go to bed around midnight, which is very early for me, but I knew I had to be up early today to deliver groceries to Senior Citizens. POW.... wait for it...POW....POW.... wait for it...POW!
It was to the point I decided to hunt down the offending source and take actions into my own hands. I was thinking more than a sternly worded letter, if you know what I mean. This has been going on for several days. That's plenty of time to get this fixed!
I drove over to where I thought the noise was coming from, a pumping station about a mile away. I soon learned this was not the culprit. Everything was running smoothly and I could not hear the noise at all. I then drove the "block" on both sides of my place and still no sign whatsoever. But as soon as I pulled back in my driveway I once again heard the gunshot like sounds.
Whatever the source is, it is well hidden. I'm beginning to think it IS an old pumpjack on some small operator's lease hidden back in the woods.
Regardless of the source, it kept me up all freakin' night! I turned up the TV loud enough to cover the sound, but then the TV was too loud for me to go to sleep. I even took a sleeping pill around 3am. At 5am I'm still wide awake and decided it's too late to take another or I'd never wake up in time for work (or walk around in a daze all day at work).
So today should be interesting. 100 degree heat + deliveries + not sleeping a wink in over 24 hours = fun, fun, fun....
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Thank God I'm a Country Boy?

Friday, June 19, 2009
Hang In There
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
I've Got Itchy Feet
I drove trucks cross country for years before I finally burned out on the constant travel. But, like an alcoholic, I still crave it from time to time. This is one of those times.
I've been semi-planning a trip to Belize for a couple of years, but those kind of tropical destinations are wasted without a companion to share the experience with. As has been duly noted time and again, I am severely lacking in that department. It's also not much of a first date kinda thing either.
What's a middle aged single guy to do?
So while searching the net for all-inclusive Caribbean travel deals, I stumbled across Viking Resort. YOWZA! Talk about your "all-inclusive" vacation! That's not exactly what I had in mind. I was thinking more along the lines of airfare, room, meals and drinks. They take it a (ginormous) step further.
Why don't I just cruise Craigslist and take the Ho d'jour? It would be cheaper and the number of STD's would be right on par. Itchy feet would be the least of my worries.
Who goes to a place like that? (I really, realllly don't want to think about that.)
Monday, June 15, 2009
Ripped From The Headlines
From The San Jose Mercury News.
In this age of out-of-control political correctness, it never ceases to amaze me how thin our skins have become. Can anyone around here take a joke anymore?
I’m referring to the latest — and utterly ridiculous — furor being made over the comments David Letterman made last week about Sarah Palin’s daughter.
Palin, of course, went ballistic. And then so too did her devoted followers. And now comes word that a Website called FireDavidLetterman.com is organizing a rally outside Letterman’s show at the Ed Sullivan theater on Tuesday. They want the acerbic host gone.
Give me a break.
Leading the torch-bearing mob is New York State Assemblyman Brian Kolb (R), who clearly has too much time on his hands. He’s a co-sponsor of the site, which features a list of major advertisers and CBS bigwigs, to whom people can complain.
“Firing Mr. Letterman would send a clear message that CBS will not tolerate any of its employees, even an established media figure like Mr. Letterman, making demeaning and degrading comments about women,” Kolb wrote in a letter to CBS chief Les Moonves.
I’ve never been a huge fan of Letterman, and as a parent, I agree with detractors who believe his remarks were rather tasteless. They did not make me laugh. I also side with EW.com critic Ken Tucker, who says Letterman (who has already apologized) needs to “clam up” and move on.
But so does everyone else. Letterman, after all, was JOKING. And he was joking in a late-night monologue — a venue where barbs and gags often get a little edgy and occasionally dip below the belt. Can we all just lighten up a bit?
Granted, the chances that Letterman will be fired are probably pretty slim. Still, it should bother us all that a small group of overly agitated, politically-minded people can stir up this much of a ruckus over a couple of lines in a monologue.
Somewhere in all of this, I sense there’s another joke — and it is on us.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
If I Wanted To Live In Houston...
According to my PDA the temperature was 90 @ 9pm. The humidity level was something resembling a John Goodman on a treadmill.
I'm just sayin'...
Friday, June 12, 2009
PJTP Vol.6
- Oh my aching back! It's been killing me off and on for the last 2 weeks. (Damn you, D.B. Norton Troopers!)
- I always wonder if people will get the obscure film references I throw out. Dennis Miller referred to himself as the king of the obscure reference. I must be the crowned prince.
- I think Weeds may have jumped the shark this season. Mary-Louise Parker is still hot, but the storyline is degrading muy rapido.
- Will Ferrell's new movie "Land of the Lost" tanked at the box office. His comedy is just like Ricky Bobby. If it ain't first, it's last.
- The storm blew down a couple trees in my yard the other day. Oddly, they fell into the wind, not away from it. I should call Mythbusters.
- I know a woman that works 2 jobs and rarely has a day off, her husband does not work, treats her like crap and spends money like crazy. I don't get it.
- The power cable for my new video card finally arrived. The Radeon HD 4770 kicks serious ass.
- I saw a report where debit card sales have finally surpassed credit card sales. Really? I would have thought that happened a long time ago.
- I thought Stephen Colbert's week of shows from Baghdad was great. I loved his homage to Bob Hope. Some people were upset that Obama did a video cameo. They had no complaints about Bush Sr, Clinton or Bush Jr (and a buttload of other politicians) doing the same thing later in the week. I think they failed (or didn't want) to understand it was for the USO and not pandering for political support.
- I heard a commercial for condos bragging they were within walking distance of Cowboys Stadium and The Ballpark in Arlington. I think living there would get real old, real fast.
- The Best of Wise ballots are in The Messenger this week. I'm starting a campaign at work to get my boss voted "Best Boss". He deserves it.
- I'll cook up something for a regular post soon.
Monday, June 8, 2009
TMS IRL Weekend '09: The Quest For Danica
I let it slip that I had a hot date with a certain Cute Little Racegirl, Danica Patrick. Yes, she's married but I am a man of questionable morals. The fact that Danica has not returned any of my voicemail, letters, emails or FedEx messages is understandable. She's has to maintain appearances and keep it on the downlow or hubby might find out about our forbidden romance.
When I get to TMS I discretely slip away and prepare for our clandestine tryst. I searched thru the crowd, but no luck. I tried to check the Speedway Club but my name was not on the guest list. I guess you were so busy before the race you didn't have a chance to get my name submitted in time.
So, I went looking thru the crowd...

You're not Danica!
She must be waiting inside...
I kept searching...
You're not Danica!!!
I was beginning to become depressed. I was starting to think that we may miss each other when suddenly a black SUV came barrelling thru the crowd surrounded by a Halo flight of FWPD and D.B. Norton Troopers. I knew it must be you trying to reach me. I began to fight my way thru the crowd so we could hook up before you had to hit the track. I wanted to wish you luck if you know what I mean and I think you do.
The SUV came screeching to a stop just 15-20 yards away. I almost had your attention. I was calling your name pushing towards you, but suddenly I was on the ground and the security would'nt stop clubbing my kidneys with their nightsticks long enough for me to catch my breath.
I'm sure it was just some mixup with paperwork. These things happen and I forgive you. I'm sure we will get together after the race and celebrate in Victory Lane.

Here I am!!! Good luck!!!

The race was flat out and full throttle. She ran a good race but her car was not the fastest on the track. It didn't help that her "Teammate" Marco Andretti kept pressuring her for position then bad mouthed her after the race for running hard.
She had a few fiery words for him on the radio. I like a woman with spunk.
Sadly, Marco got passed her and took away a Top 5 finish.
I tried to reach you so I could console you after suffering such a difficult finish, but the D. B. Norton Troopers spotted me and I Fret not my love, I will not let this minor misunderstanding get in the way of our true destiny. I'm sure the internal injuries will be completely healed in time for next year's race.
Until then...
Saturday, June 6, 2009
What Do You Call A Nurse With A Bad Back? Greatness!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
I Finally Have a Date!
Monday, June 1, 2009
Run Fatboy Run!
OK, there's zero chance of blaming it on that. Sadly, this was just a case of waking up and not being able to move. WTF? It just made the rest of the week that much tougher to get thru. But by God I made it! Now I have a relatively easy week ahead.
2 off, 2 on, 4 off! I also have 2 days of racing thrown in there. The NASCAR Truck Series comes to TMS on Friday and IRL on Saturday. I've never seen an IRL race so this could be interesting.
So right now I'm just kicking back enjoying a few cervezas with a muscle relaxer chaser and wondering how the rest of the WC is enjoying their Monday at work.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Calgon, Take Me Away!!!
Fate is a fickle beast.
I bought an iBuypower 501 Gamer from Newegg with twice the power, RAM and video than I had before. It wouldn't run the game. It made me warp (jump from position to position) and had the other players accusing me of trying to cheat. The latter really pissed me off because I had just dropped a considerable amount of money to upgrade what was a system that ran the sim just fine.
After several months of working with the game's Tech Support and chasing software and configuration dead ends I finally decided to throw even more money at the problem and upgraded my system's memory and video. Mind you they were already a huge upgrade from my original system that ran the game smoothly to begin with.
Anyhoo, I buy $100 worth of new RAM and a new $120 video card ( + shipping)from a major online retailer that I've done lots of business with before. Other retailers has the card I wanted (Radeon 4770) for much less, but they were out of stock. This retailer had them in stock, but for $30 more than all their competetion. Probably the reason they had them in stock. So I bite the bullett and order the card. I even pony up the extra bucks for overnight delivery. I made the order last Thursday at 11am. It arrived Tuesday at 3pm.
Overnight my ass!
To add insult to injury, after installing the new video card, it will not work without an external power cable. A little fact left out of all the online documentation and the installation manual in the box. The cable does not come with the card, I learned after spending 2 hours on hold with their technical support.
Good news is they are sending me the required cable free of charge. Bad news is it will take 8 - 10 business days. Now they didn't say if it was 8-10 days shipping or 8-10 days to fill the order then ship.
When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight.
Meanwhile, while waiting for all this stuff to arrive after I've ordered it, I finally find a tweaked driver for my original card that gets the game to run almost as smooth as it did with my old system.
That's $250 that could have been spent on whiskey, women or other vices. Guess that's why I stay out of trouble these days.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Saturday, May 23, 2009
I Can Fix That in 30 Minutes 1 Hour 4 & 1/2 Hours!
Thursday, May 21, 2009
PJTP Vol.5
- My yard went from dead to jungle virtually overnight.
- I haven't been to CiCi's in Decatur. I'm still trying to repress the memory of the last one I went to in Grande Prarie. Worst, pizza, ever.
- I met another faithful reader last week. That's always awkward. They're telling me they like my writing and all I can think is Mrs. Read would give me about a C+ and tell me I'm not applying myself.
- I don't apply myself.
- 2 weeks until racing returns to TMS. I've never seen an Indy Car race before. I'm more hyped about the NASCAR Truck race.
- I've got a head cold but I tell everyone it's the Swine Flu. A couple people freaked out until I told them I was kidding. They were not laughing.
- I bought a brand new computer designed for gaming 6 months ago and I already need to upgrade my video card and RAM to play Aces High. I have all kinds of issues with that game, but I'm badly addicted to it.
- The new Sam Raimi movie "Drag Me to Hell" looks scary as all get out. He is a great director.
- American Idol picked a winner last night and there is quite a bit of controversy. I could care less.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Why I'm Single
Me: What the **** are you talking about?
Text: [No reply for the last 2 days.]
Ya know, you'd think I would have a clue as to how the fairer sex operates after all this time. But, I don't.
I need some clues like what did I say? Who did I say it to? What was the context? Who told you what?
I got out of High School over 29 years ago. You'd think this kinda stuff would have stopped by now.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Oops, Craig Did It Again!
You gotta love YouTube. This was up within 10 minutes of airing.
Once again proving he's the most talented host since Carson.
The Highlander of Drum Battles
Somebody once said they never posted videos on here. I have no idea who that was. (cough)
Stumbled upon a discussion at Flamewarriors about drummers. I don't think you will ever beat this matchup.
There can only be one...
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
I'm Not a Pilot, But I Play One In a Video Game
As the title says, I'm not a pilot. But, I do hang out with a group of pilots thru a World War II fighter sim. The message boards these pilots hang out on really let you get to know the flight community, older professional pilots with military experience and the new wannabes or "squeakers" with only civilian experience working their way up thru the ranks. After hanging out with these guys for 10 years I've learned a few things.
The general impression the public has of a commercial airline pilot is the ad agency profile shot of the smiling professional in their freshly pressed uniform and a twinkle in their eye. They think pilots ride the gravy train with biscuit wheels working a few hours a month and living a luxurious lifestyle.
The truth is like an alternate universe. Many commercial passenger pilots actually earn less than your average rock hauler (to put it into a Wise County format). Unless you are a senior pilot with a major airline, the wages, benefits and working conditions are less than that of an entry level OTR truck driver or bus driver. But driving an 18-wheeler, driving a Greyhound and being PIC are very different things.
The job market is flooded with pilots.
That leads to what happened to Rebecca Shaw — who co-piloted Continental Flight 3407, which crashed in February near Buffalo, N.Y., killing 50 people. As Co-Pilot she earned an annual salary of just $16,200 at regional carrier Colgan Air.
The co-pilot in an airline crash that killed 50 people in upstate New York was paid a salary so low that she lived with her parents near Seattle and commuted across the country to her job, a combination of long travel and little money that a safety official called a "recipe for an accident."
Shaw, 24, had worked for Colgan Air of Manassas, Va., which operated the flight for Continental, for 13 months, flying 774 hours in her first year. Colgan pays its beginning first officers $21 an hour, which means she would have earned $16,254 that year, although she could have earned more if she worked more hours, said Roger Cox, an NTSB aviation safety expert.
In questioning Colgan officials, Cox suggested that Shaw was commuting from her home near Seattle because she couldn't afford to live in the New York metropolitan area on her salary. She had a second job in a coffee shop when first hired.
Colgan spokesman Joe Williams initially declined to disclose Shaw's salary, but he said the airline's starting first officers typically earn around $24,000. Late Wednesday he said Shaw's salary was $23,900.
The night before the accident, Shaw flew overnight as a passenger from Seattle, changing planes in Memphis, to report to work at Newark Liberty International Airport in New Jersey. She also complained about congestion and may have been suffering from a cold.
Renslow, 47, commuted to Newark from his home near Tampa, Fla. It is unclear where Renslow, who was in the middle of a two-day assignment, slept the night before the trip, but he logged into a computer from Colgan's crew room in Newark at 3 a.m. on the day of the flight, according to NTSB documents.
Daniel Morgan, Colgan's vice president for flight safety, said the airline industry has a long history of flight crews commuting long distances to report for work.
Morgan said it is appropriate that the airline sometimes schedule pilots to be on duty up to 16 hours at a stretch with a maximum of eight hours of flight time.
"It's not an ideal way to work, but neither is working overnight in the post office," Morgan said.
Paul Rice, vice president of the Air Line Pilots Association, said airlines — especially regional airlines, where salaries for less senior pilots are lower — have "defaulted to a position that pilots will commute."
"People can't go live in these major cities, or even in the suburbs of these major cities, at $16,000 to $17,000 a year," Rice said.
This is not an isolated incident. There are thousands of low hour, overworked, underpaid pilots out there looking for that shot at the big leagues and big money. In the meantime they slave away as your life is in their hands and we are letters going thru the post office at 3am.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Pardon me while I climb on my soapbox for a moment.
Property taxes are something completely different. Only property owners pay based on the appraised value. Those that rent or lease pay nothing. You could argue that the cost of the tax gets passed along to the renter, but it's not really the same. You don't like the rent, you move. You don't like the tax, you must sell the property. And good luck getting the appraised value.
Appraisal statements are arriving this month from the Wise County Appraisal District. These fine folks are a quazi governmental entity that works as a collection agency for local school districts. I call them quazi governmental because they are not held accountable to the voters. This is not the Wise County Tax Collector who you can vote out of office. The WCAD is like the Supreme Court.
Each school district used to collect their own taxes. WCAD now collects for all districts in the county, they also set the appraised value.
I've never agreed with their opinion of that value. The amount they value minerals is far above the amount you receive. They get around that by saying they tax amount in reserve (in the ground) not the amount that gets pumped out. Odd the amount valued never decreases equal to the amount pumped out. Good luck getting that changed without a battery of lawyers and accountants. I also have to pay income tax on the amount pumped. They literally have me by both ends.
Real property is much the same. They set a value according to their opinion, not market value. You do have a better chance at getting that changed, but it's not a simple or convenient thing. There is no Easy Button. You must gather evidence supporting your estimate of the value, appeal the WCAD board and hope they rule in your favor. Back to that Supreme Court thing again.
Last week I got my appraisal notice. Guess what? The South 40 has gone up in value about 10%. Meanwhile the real estate market has dropped about 14%. Mineral values also went up while revenue has fallen dramatically.
You do the math.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Bring it on down to Plasticville!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/72447/saturday-night-live-surgery-center
If you asked me a year ago who my favorite SNL host was, I probably would have said Steve Martin, Buck Henry or Alec Baldwin. Now, without a doubt it's Justin Timberlake.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts: $2.99. 500-pack of Q-Tips Cotton Swabs: $3.99. Gunfire on the streets of Azle: Priceless!
Hard Times
I heard this on 95.9 The Ranch morning show. It's from Will Ferrell's website Funny or DIE.
I immediately labeled this Classic.
Footnote: Anytime you add "or DIE" to the title of something, you are setting the bar pretty freakin' high.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
PJTP Vol.4
Not much on random thoughts posts, but here we go...
The weather lately reminds me of my time in Seattle in the late '70's.
Seattle is a depressing city.
Went fishing last night with Littlesister and Brotherinlaw. The lake was as smooth and calm as I have ever seen it.
Fishfinders will see a sunken boat on the bottom of the lake. They will not see a sunken fishing pole.
(You had to be there.)
I love my Motorola Q 9-h. It is an awesome pda.
I bought a new Bissell bagless vacuum cleaner last week. I never realised how much my old Dirt Devil sucked (or failed to).
The new Star Trek movie looks very good. I may actually go see it in a theater. The last movie I saw in a theater was Charlie Wilson's War.
Things sound very bad for Farrah Fawcett. She was the first pinup poster I had in my room.
EDIT: The big bang was a sonic boom from a Lockheed F-16 on a test run. Startlegram story.
Saturday, May 2, 2009
A Musical Interlude
It's a Texas thing. You wouldn't understand.
Or maybe you do!
50 lashes upon me for missing Bob Wills Day yet again. I hang my head in shame, it's been far too long since I last attended. I was at the very first and met Bob Wills himself. I have the faded Polaroids to prove it!
Everyone needs to go to Turkey, Texas and experience Bob Wills Day at least once. It's a pilgrimage for us South 40 types.
It's grown from a small gathering of diehard fans into a giant festival full of music, parades, camping, music, dancing, food, carnivals, museums and more music. Great fun for the whole family in Bob's tiny West Texas hometown. Last weekend in April annually.
Friday, May 1, 2009
To Tweet Or Not To Tweet, That Is The Question
Monday, April 27, 2009
Hang on Baby Jesus!
I must be psychic.
The end of yesterday's Aaron's 499 at Talladega was straight out of the Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Identify The Following
2. Quisp
3. Tab
4. Sinclair
5. Braniff
6. Oxydol
7. Hamm's
8. Reddy Kilowatt
9. Caprice
10.TRS-80
1-2 correct = 2pts
3-4 correct = 5pts
5-7 correct = 10pts
8-9 correct = 15pts
10 correct = You need to take your Geritol.
Friday, April 24, 2009
There Is No Joy In Mudville
Not Too Proud To Beg

I need your help. HB4495 is stuck in committee and time is running out. Please take a few minutes out of your busy day and make a couple phone calls. Let Austin know you support HB4495.
You scratch my back and I'll... uh... well, I'll be really grateful.
But, I digress. There is no sensible reason for for these vehicles not to be street legal when ATV's are. Visit our sister blog Texans For Minitrucks for more background on KEI class minitrucks and their street legal status in other states, including Oklahoma. OKLAHOMA!!!
You're not gonna let a bunch of Okies be one up on Texas are you???
Get a rope...
Better yet, make some calls!
Rep. Phil King- (512) 463-0738
House Transportation Committee- (512) 463-0818
Chairman Rep Joe Pickett- (512) 463-0596
Vice Chairman Rep. Larry Phillips- (512) 463-0297
Other Transportation Committee members.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Guilty As Charged
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
The Old Man and The Blog
It's like my Daddy always said, "Even a blind sow finds an acorn now and then." I wonder why he was always saying that around me?
Big thanks to Barry for the shout out. I got the Liberally Lean version of "The Colbert Bump". The unofficial hit count was over 450 new readers.
Thanks for stopping by. Sit a spell, take your shoes off.
Ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Those Were The Days
Has it been 10 years?
It was a long flight. The jerk in front of me reclining in full didn't help. Neither did the fact our seats were split by the aisle. That's what you get when you book last minute. I'm still not sure if the Captain was joking when he said there was no radar at the airport, but I can appreciate his sense of humor. Everyone was looking out the window for other aircraft waiting to plow into us on approach.
But the second we stepped out of the plane the warm air hit me in the face and I heard the tropical music, I knew we were in paradise.
Jamaica is a tropical wonderland. Yeah, we were in full tourista mode. Packed into a minivan complete with the driver selling beer and shady locals with offers of ganja. And we haven't even left the airport!
The ride around the island is an adventure all it's own. Unfamiliar surroundings, confusing signs, narrow roads and death wish drivers.
Hand me another beer, will ya?
Passengers disembark at resort after resort along the way, each looking shnazzier than the last before we finally reach ours... Sandals, Ocho Rios. We checked into our Penthouse and are greeted by our concierges, Carlos and Amanda. Our wish is their command and they do their job very well.
We met that couple from Pennsylvania on the floor below us after hanging off the balcony. They were a hoot. I wonder if anybody has ever been thrown out of that restaurant before we were that night? I really liked them.
Then there was the hidden pool you found at 2am. That's a night I will never forget.
I enjoyed the guided sightseeing and shopping trips. But the trip with the private driver was the best. I still wear the gold chain you bought me bought that day. I wish we had gone back to The Little Pub that night. I think it would have been a blast, but our driver strongly advised against it. I really liked the cuban cigars and local rum they served.
Days on the beach, nights on the dancefloor. Full spa service and swim-up bar in between.
It ended all too soon.
The ride back was even more death defying, but you slept thru every bit of it. The flight home was quiet. A complete 180 from the previous flight in more ways than one. Everyone was contemplating the reality that lie ahead and the paradise left behind in our jetwash.
It's too bad things didn't work out between us because that was the perfect week.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Oh the pain, the pain!
Elizabeth Warren
I'm normally not much for posting video on here simply because I'm on dialup and I don't watch too many of them because of the time involved. But I'm going to make a big exception here.
For a self professed snake oil salesman, Jon Stewart does some really great interviews. He interviewed Elizabeth Warren the other night and it was no exception. She is the chairman of the TARP committee and you need to hear what she has to say. We need more people like her in Washington.
A lot more!
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Great Balls of Fire!
What the hell is going on? 3 times in the last 18 months The South 40 has been threatened or actually burned by a wildfire. January 30, 2008 I almost lost the place.
Thank God for the Chico VFD. My house was actually on fire last year when they arrived and they still managed to save it!
Now everytime I step outside when it's windy I'm always sniffing for smoke. I was outside Thursday morning when the wind was whipping and thought I smelled smoke. When I went to work I saw Chico VFD fighting a grassfire south of me, but it looked like they had it under control.
Later that day all hell broke loose and 100's of fires broke out across Texas and Oklahoma. Montague County, Texas (just north of The South 40) was hard hit. Over 38,000 acres were burned. The town of Stoneburg has been wiped off the map. 1/2 of Sunset has been burned and at least 3 people are dead in Montague County, including former WFAA & ABC reporter Matt Quinn and his wife Cathy.
And be warned. Don't piss off Paul Cunningham.
Friday, April 10, 2009
Child Porn?
OK, I just set off every government net scanner and am possibly on an FBI watchlist now because of the title. But stay with me, I've got a point and I'm not a perv.
18 year old Jimmy gets a text from his 17 year old girlfriend Jane. Jane sends Jimmy a "sext" with a few pics of her naughty bits.
Ah, hormones...
Flash forward. Jimmy's mom June is cleaning Jimmy's room and "accidentally" trips over his phone that pops open and she finds Jane's private messages to Jimmy. ALL of them. June recoils in horror and dials 911.
Her son is a child pornographer!
Jimmy and Jane are both cuffed and stuffed by 2 SWAT teams and are forever tagged as registered sex offenders.
What in the hell is wrong with this country?
http://www.gazette.com/articles/child_51558___article.html/law_case.html
http://www.gazette.com/articles/children_51546___article.html/office_case.html
http://www.wlwt.com/news/19120685/detail.html
How many of us can say we NEVER saw an underage member of the opposite sex? There are a few hot sweaty nights in a '68 Ford pickup I could tell you about, but I don't want to escalate my threat level.
Point being, technology has advanced past Poloroids (which under current law would also be illegal) and little notes passed in the hall on the way to class. But, is a consensual private message with sexual content between two young people really child pornography, regardless of the media used? Is anyone being exploited?
Had actual sexual contact occurred no law would have been broken. But a picture or message are completely different.
Are prosecution and lifelong tracking really appropriate?
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
You like me! You really, really like me!
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
TMS Roundup


I did have some competetion from the COT...

"The Cart Of Tomorrow"
Back to the Real World
Off to Lowes!
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Live From TMS
Friday night was quite an exerience. I've never been to Mardi Gras, but this had to come close. There were many free spirits.
Met some really nice people camping here.
The Nationwide race was one of the fastest ever run at TMS. Unfortunately it was another edition of The Kyle Busch Show.
There were 3 different bands playing in Finish Line Campgrounds tonight. 2 of them were very good and drew quite a crowd.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
T Minus 36 Hours and Counting
Margarita machine... check.
Tequila...check.
Checklist complete!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Movie Of The Week: The Promotion
OK, I've been wrapped up in my minitruck dealings way too hard and falling behind in the film review department. Time to make amends.
I can identify all too well with this film.
The Promotion is the story of two men working for a Chicago Grocery chain. Both battling for the same job as Manager of the company's new store and a chance to shine in the corporate spotlight. Just how far will they go to get that job?
The cast is excellent. The Oscar-nominated John C. Reilly (Chicago, Boogie Nights, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story) and Seann William Scott (American Pie, The Rundown, Mr. Woodcock, Southland Tales) fill the roles perfectly as imperfect men struggling to keep life together at work and at home. Jenna Fischer and Lili Taylor play their loving wives.
It's a sweet yet dark story that's very well written. It's also a very funny film on many levels. The characters in the background really bring out the best in this film. It's very reminiscent of Office Space.
Seann William Scott continues to impress me with his performances. He has come so far from his American Pie days and is turning into a very well rounded and talented actor. John C. Reilly continues to add to his impressive body of work. They fit together very well in this film.
Available on DVD and currently showing on Cinemax. DVR to maximum stun setting for The Promotion.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Rumor Mill
New Blog!
Texans For Minitrucks
Oh, don't worry. If there's any big news I'll be sure to post it here as well.
I'd really appreciate your help!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
1 Down, 6 To Go...
HB4495 was read on the House floor today and referred to the House Transportation Committee! Step 1 of 7 is complete.
Now, it's time to start working the phones and email of the committee members. I really need everyone's support with this. Please take the time to call or email the Transportation Committee members and voice your support of HB4495.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Certified A-OK!
Just got back from the cardiologist's office and things went great! Blood pressure was fine, cholesterol was good and I lost 5 pounds! He even threw me a curve ball and made me take a stress test. Passed it with flying colors.
Now I'm good to go for a whole year. Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy and everything but I won't be upset about not seeing him for a while.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
I Finally Got A Piece Of The Pie!
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Added To My Bucket List
T-Minus 15 Days...
We are going to be in a new spot this year at Finish Line Campgrounds. Should be a lot less dusty if it stays dry and much drier if it rains. Win/Win.
We also put pencil to paper and figured out just how much they gross converting an old hayfield into a campground. What we figured out was we are in the wrong business!
I just need somebody to build a NASCAR track across the street from me. Win/Win.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Say Adios to Bridgeport IGA

Monday, March 16, 2009
I Am A Political Power Broker!

Sunday, March 15, 2009
The Chris Isaak Hour
The Pic
I love this picture. It's so Joe Duty.
But, oddly enough it is about as far removed from The WC as is physically possible. I stumbled across it during some random Google search when it reached out and grabbed me. That is exactly where I came from all wrapped up in a neat little package.
The Lonesome Buckwhips are a "country" band from New Zealand somewhat along the lines of Asleep At The Wheel, but without the Western Swing. Is that confusing enough?
Their music is more folksy than country in the traditional sense. Trust me you won't mistake them for Bob Wills. But, their songs are blue collar driven and infused with humor.
The Flight of The Conchords are in no danger, but The Lonesone Buckwhips are definitely entertaining.
That's where the pic came from.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...
He paid 35 cents.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Movie Of The Week: The Bridge On The River Kwai
I should be crawling into bed right now, but TCM has played an evil trick on me and I'm forced to watch this 3 hour epic.
The Bridge On The River Kwai is a masterpiece. William Holden, Alec Guinness, Jack Hawkins and Sessue Hayakawa lead a magnificent cast in a story of POW's in Japanese held Thailand forced to build a bridge on the Burma railway. The film is a work of fiction but borrows the construction of the Burma Railway in 1942-43 for its historical setting.
The POW camp is run by the sadistic Colonel Saito (Sessue Hayakawa), his sole concern is the construction of his bridge by the deadline. The Senior POW is Colonel Nicholson (Alec Guinness). His sole concern is proper military order. Both men are blinded by their vision.
The lone American in the camp is US Navy Commander Shears (William Holden), who has been held prisoner long before the British arrive and routinely bribes guards to ensure he gets sick duty, which allows him to avoid hard labor.
Shears manages to escape and returns to friendly territory. But he has a secret uncovered and is blackmailed by Major Warden (Jack Hawkins), a member of the British Special Forces, to lead a demolition team back to destroy the bridge.
Meanwhile, Colonel Nicholson has taken control of the construction. He inspires the men to stop sabotage efforts and build a solid, first rate bridge to instill esprit de corps. It is only when he discovers the demolition team's explosives that he realises what he has done.
It's a magnificent film. The cinematography is breathtaking and the performances stunning. There's a reason this film cleaned up at the 1957 film awards taking home 3 Golden Globes and 7 Oscars. It is widely regarded as one of the best films ever made.
In 1997, this film was deemed "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" and selected for preservation in the United States Library of Congress National Film Registry.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
A Musical Interlude
EDIT: Better audio quality version.
Also without the cocaine, quaalude and marijuana into.
But, hey... it was the 80's!
Monday, March 9, 2009
Sunday, March 8, 2009
T Minus 27Days and Counting
27 days and counting until NASCAR returns to Texas Motor Speedway with the Samsung 500 weekend. OK, a couple days earlier if you count practice and qualifying. But this is the Big Kahuna. The April race always draws the biggest crowd at TMS. If the weather follows the long range prediction, it should be perfect racing conditions.
I'm really looking forward to the O'Reilly 300 truck race. The Camping World Series consistently puts on the best racing you'll see. So far it's shaping up to see who'll be the one to knock Kyle Busch off his pedestal. Tickets are still available, and they're cheap.
This year we will be staying in our own campsite. Oh, we'll still be hanging with the same bunch we have for the last few years, but we'll have our own campers and space to retreat to when we need a break. Rumor has it Littlesister will join the fun this year.
The "Skuzzuki", my 4x4 Japanese minitruck, is prepped and ready for campground prowling. It was perfect transportation for us to the track from the campground last race. Walking is for the birds. Trust me when I say that.
Me? I have season tickets in hand and can't wait. I'm still searching for that cute little racegirl to share the experience with.
Friday, March 6, 2009
And You Thought The Snake In The Toilet Was Bad...
But this Chinese chair stuff is for the birds!
In China, a fourteen-year-old boy was killed when the chair he was sitting on exploded. Parts of the chair entered the boy’s rectum. The result was extensive bleeding, and it killed him.
The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, not unlike those commonly seen at most computer work stations and home offices. The height is altered by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurized gas. It is this high pressure cylinder that exploded.
In 2007, another chair exploded propelling a 20cm piece of shrapnel into the backside of a 68-year-old man. He lived.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
It's Deja-Vu All Over Again
Stepped out my backdoor yesterday afternoon to go water cattle and was greeted with a face full of smoke. It was barely a year ago that I narrowly escaped being burned out of house and home by a grassfire. This time I got lucky and was spared any damage. It was contained before it reached my land.The grassfire started in our old "East Pasture". My Dad sold it off years ago and now it's filled with trailerhouses. Apparently one of those was the source and a gusty south wind helped whip it into a fury. It reached an old windbreak and got pretty intense for a bit.
Many thanks to the Chico and Alvord firefighters that arrived quickly and got the fire under control before things got out of hand.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Texas Independance Day
Almost let this one slip past and I should be ashamed for forgetting. Today is Texas Independance Day! 173 years ago today our founding fathers signed the Texas Declaration of Independance which had been drawn up overnight at Washington on the Brazos while a fierce battle raged 150 miles away at The Alamo.
"…the people of Texas do now constitute a free, Sovereign, and independent republic, and are fully invested with all the rights and attributes which properly belong to independent nations; and, conscious of the rectitude of our intentions, we fearlessly and confidently commit the issue to the decision of the Supreme arbiter of the destinies of nations."
And with those words, the people of the Republic of Texas declared independence from Mexico on this day, March 2, 1836.
A month later, the Treaty of Velasco was signed by General Santa Anna and David G. Burnet (the interim president of the Republic of Texas, prior to Sam Houston taking the reins) at what is now Surfside Beach. The treaty formally ended the Texas Revolution and recognized the Republic of Texas as a sovereign nation. The Republic existed as an independent nation for ten years before being annexed by the United States as the 28th state in the union.
