Merry Christmas Y'all!

The Ballad of Johnny Manziel

Fake soldiers and Rumlin's coming.
I'm finally on my own.
This winter I hear the whooping,
I'm dead in Ohio.

h/t: Ramjet FDO, Preferred Player

If you can't beat 'em, at least ride their coattails

Conference with Twin Champions Destroyed

h/t Cascader

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